AS USUAL, THANKS FOR THE UNDERSTANDING OF MY CAPS SITUATION. YESTERDAY, I ATTEMPTED TO TYPE NORMALLY BY EMPLOYING THE SHIFT KEY, BUT IT EVENTUALLY JUST BECAME A BIG PAIN IN THE...PINKY FINGER. I FIGURED, MAYBE I CAN START SOME KIND OF BIZARRE TREND. THEN ALL-CAPS WILL BE COOL! YEAH. THAT WOULD RULE.

THAT RHYMED.

IN ANY CASE, TODAY MARKED THE BEGINNING OF THE BEGINNING OF MY HOPES FOR THE RESURRECTION OF ALL OF MY OLD FAVOURITE TELEVISION SHOWS ON DVD.

SILK STALKINGS SEASON 1 COMES OUT AT THE END OF SEPTEMBER. WHICH IS FUNNY, BECAUSE MY MOM AND I WERE JUST DISCUSSING TODAY ABOUT HOW WE MISSED THE SHOW. THEN I GO TO CHECK ON AMAZON TO SEE WHAT NEW SERIES WILL BE RELEASED, AND THERE IT IS.

NOW, THEY'VE JUST GOTTA PUMP OUT THE OTHER 4 SEASONS SO THAT I CAN RELISH IN ALL THE 'SHIPPY GOODNESS THAT SEASON 5 OFFERS. OR AS I LIKE TO CALL IT, "THE SEASON WHERE CHRIS AND RITA DO IT", AND ALSO KNOWN AS "THE SEASON WHERE CHRIS DIES." OH, I'M SORRY, DID I RUIN THE SERIES FOR YOU? IF YOU DIDN'T WATCH IT BEFORE, YOU PROBABLY WON'T EVER UNLESS YOU JUST HAPPEN TO BE IN MY VICINITY WHEN I'M RECRUITING MEMBERS FOR THE "SILK STALKINGS STALKING CLUB". BUT THEN AGAIN, I'M ALWAYS RECRUITING SO MAYBE THERE IS A CHANCE SOME OF YOU MIGHT WATCH IT. IF THAT'S THE CASE, THEN I'M TERRIBLY SORRY THAT I RUINED IT FOR YOU.

ON PAPER/SCREEN, MY TYPING NOT ONLY MAKES IT SEEM LIKE I'M YELLING, IT MAKES ME SEEM LIKE I'M TRYING TO SELL SOMETHING.

YOU CAN BUY MY THOUGHTS FOR THE LOW, LOW PRICE OF TWO CENTS! CALL NOW!


:: Emily 2:30 AM [+] ::